Pregnant lady's jam
March 11, 2024 11:27 AM by Dvan
Kenny: I f**ked up and ate the pregnant lady’s jam
Dvan: what
palehorse: Context please🤣
Dvan: Yeah there's a lot missing here.
Jon: ....either (wife, former GFGF) is pregnant again or he's at the new job?
Kenny: We went out to breakfast yesterday and the raspberry jam is special I guess so (wife, former GFGF) asked for a little ramekin to go, but I had a leftover croissant, I assumed it was for that
15 minutes ago I’m dipping a phat wad of croissant into the little ramekin and she walks in
💀
She’s really pissed
Dvan: Is this your way of telling us you are having baby #2? Because Congrats?
Kenny: lol yes, due in July. it’s a girl
Dvan: Congratulations! 😂
Jon: congrats I guess, if you survive the day
Kenny: I have to drive back to the god damn restaurant today
Dvan: yes you do. Note for future reference: keep a small thing of store-bought raspberry jam hidden for emergencies.
palehorse: Congrats! And extra points for the method of announcement, very unconventional. LOL
Kenny: I thought I told you guys earlier hmm
Maybe my previous method was even less conventional
Jon: I just searched and you only said "if it was just me and non-pregnant (wife, former GFGF)" in a conversation and we all missed it
probably assumed you meant the first kid pregnancy
Kenny: hah
Dvan: what
palehorse: Context please🤣
Dvan: Yeah there's a lot missing here.
Jon: ....either (wife, former GFGF) is pregnant again or he's at the new job?
Kenny: We went out to breakfast yesterday and the raspberry jam is special I guess so (wife, former GFGF) asked for a little ramekin to go, but I had a leftover croissant, I assumed it was for that
15 minutes ago I’m dipping a phat wad of croissant into the little ramekin and she walks in
💀
She’s really pissed
Dvan: Is this your way of telling us you are having baby #2? Because Congrats?
Kenny: lol yes, due in July. it’s a girl
Dvan: Congratulations! 😂
Jon: congrats I guess, if you survive the day
Kenny: I have to drive back to the god damn restaurant today
Dvan: yes you do. Note for future reference: keep a small thing of store-bought raspberry jam hidden for emergencies.
palehorse: Congrats! And extra points for the method of announcement, very unconventional. LOL
Kenny: I thought I told you guys earlier hmm
Maybe my previous method was even less conventional
Jon: I just searched and you only said "if it was just me and non-pregnant (wife, former GFGF)" in a conversation and we all missed it
probably assumed you meant the first kid pregnancy
Kenny: hah