Repeat offender?
May 12, 2025 06:11 PM by Dvan
Kenny: carrying a pocket knife is life changing, i got one a few years back , use it every other day but today was the day i s**t my pants at work
Jon: Wut
Kenny: yeah i'm sick but went in anyway bc i'm out of pto
Jon: So many questions
Kenny: cut my underwear off, put in garbage & went commando
Kenny: nbd
Dvan: I'm at a loss here
Jon: ... Why would you cut them off??
Kenny: they were full of crap
Kenny: not gonna deal
Jon: But self contained, when you cut them off it's like you slit a bag open
Jon: Gotta be honest, I didn't have "I'm out of PTO so I s**t my pants at work" on my bingo card
Dvan: Having young children, you'd think he'd be skilled in this.
Jon: Or at least be carrying a spare
Dvan: lol true
Kenny: didn't bring the diaper bag
Jon: I'm curious what (wife, former GFGF) said when you told her...
Kenny: i walked in the door, said "i'm not wearing underwear" with a wink, and she said "you s**t your pants at work?"
Jon: WHAT
Jon: Is this not the first time?
Kenny: it is, she knows me tho
Jon: Wut
Kenny: yeah i'm sick but went in anyway bc i'm out of pto
Jon: So many questions
Kenny: cut my underwear off, put in garbage & went commando
Kenny: nbd
Dvan: I'm at a loss here
Jon: ... Why would you cut them off??
Kenny: they were full of crap
Kenny: not gonna deal
Jon: But self contained, when you cut them off it's like you slit a bag open
Jon: Gotta be honest, I didn't have "I'm out of PTO so I s**t my pants at work" on my bingo card
Dvan: Having young children, you'd think he'd be skilled in this.
Jon: Or at least be carrying a spare
Dvan: lol true
Kenny: didn't bring the diaper bag
Jon: I'm curious what (wife, former GFGF) said when you told her...
Kenny: i walked in the door, said "i'm not wearing underwear" with a wink, and she said "you s**t your pants at work?"
Jon: WHAT
Jon: Is this not the first time?
Kenny: it is, she knows me tho
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